'Jugglers with hard-ons, vaudeville, junkie strippers, Johnny Cash, Zorro, butch girls, Catholic schools, pig latin, Pootie Tang, auto-erotic stimulation, negative influences, filthy elders, The Tingler, Kroger Babb, Hell, nuns in prison, birth as masturbation, niche filmmaking, Father Bingo, nude ushers, whack stacks, Lysol, Warhol, Larry Clark, mullets, libraries, Freud, parental love, shrinks, blowjobs for school teachers, ebonics, Kenneth Anger, Dogma 95, roman candles, politically correct shoplifting, eating your makeup, Jacqueline Kennedy, Sotheby’s, suicide, LSD, seances, instant movies, Micheal Jackson, burn units, Joan Crawford, flaccid penises, Anna Nicole Smith, necrophilia....eating shit for anarchy, radio contests, testing limits, bears, fag-hags, second closets, adult babies, anal bleaching, ultimate nudity, blossoms, female troubles, metallic fringe, electric chairs, lesbian fairy-tails, free face-lifts, Las Vegas, corpse grinders, Edie Massey, gift-bags, thrift stores, odor-rama, Rugrats, Burger King, ascots, Satin versus Satan, Sonny Bono, gay marriage, an all-lesbian volunteer army, re-born babies, Nan Goldin, power ballads, Traci Lords, juvenile delinquents, killing the rich, welfare fraud, crab meat, classism, hetero-flexibles, anti-airport yoga-ism, Boy George, cocksuckers, film terrorism, autographed tampons, Disney films for perverts, voting, voting multiple times, head injuries, carnal lust, vagina hedges, NC-17 film ratings, Netflix, plate-jobs, censorship, turd terrorism, New Orleans, trailer park bars, fat girls, Eminem, racists, jazz musicians on heroin, eavesdropping, trading deer meat for crack cocaine, lazy susans, mayonnaise, Schindlers Fist, Bride of Chucky, Alvin and the Chipmunks, ipecac, amusement parks, Diane Arbus, carnies, mosquito bite scabs, Vogue magazine, car accidents, Liberace, Don Knotts, Steve Buscemi, cult leaders, poppers, Christianity, Joan Rivers, Jesus, delusions of grandeur, AIDS, virgin birth, speaking in tongues, levitation, spontaneous combustion, Danielle Steele, Farrah Fawcett, Jessica the Hippo, and role models.'
So don't say you weren't warned.
I think that all of these topics, should be addressed by the presidential candidates.
ReplyDeleteNow, wouldn't that be interesting !
It is true, I love John Waters. If we go to the festival when he comes to our area, I'm going to be bold and try to get a photo-op with him. I'll even pay.
Now, back to googling the subject matter so I know what he's talking about (I had best not do it at work, I would wager).
Waldo,
ReplyDeleteYer gonna shake yer head at this one...
I hadda 'splain to Shirley what a "Whack Stack" was.
She shouted out at me and asked how did I know what it was?
I told her that I was actually 14 once.