Uncle Grumpy's getting a shiver up his leg

This, just blasted to reporters by the McCain campaign, has to be one of the oddest attacks ever:

You know you may just be a global celebrity when you get this headline in Reuters, "Obama Takes Shirt Off Again, Goes Body Surfing In Hawaii."

Hard to know what's more bizarre: The fact that this is indeed the Reuters headline, or the fact that the McCain campaign is flogging it.

Talk about a slow news day...