Enough about me. Whatdo YOU think about me- and Adam Garcia?

Boy Fogle's been sacking imdb.com to see how many movies have had his name-Adam- in the title.

In such mysterious ways doth McLovin' transform South Carolina politics.

Apparently there is a new movie out called "Adam" with which he identifies-majorly, though it's not much of a stretch- with an idiot savant who- Fogle's in full, self-appointed SC artistic critic mode here- deals with "the difficulties of overcoming a disability through comedy and romance."

One of his favorite scenes involves the hero revealing his situation to a woman:

I’m a stickler for witty writing and great lines. In the trailer, there’s a great line in which Adam reveals that he has Asperger’s Syndrome.

“Albert Einstein, Thomas Jefferson, Mozart…” he says.

“They had Asperger’s?” a stunned Beth replies.

“Probably.”

It would, of course, be way too much to ask Pudge to tally up how many Great Men He Admires Were Also Gay.

That's just so diff. Gayness leads to a lack of police protection in Scoop Doggy's crime-ridden precinct in Columbia, after all.

Mr South Carolina Tourism jumps the shark, however, when he mourns, "Unfortunately, it will be difficult to see the film around here anytime soon":

“Adam” will only hit the big screen in select cities later this month — none of which are anywhere near South Carolina."

Could it be because of the censorious, judgmental, hypocritical climate you help foster daily, Adam? One where anything edgy or unorthodox is fodder for your paymasters' clients to goad you to denounce? Like the cultural performances you've admitted you didn't actually see before reviewing? Or how you made your adopted state an international laughingstock because a memo came down telling you to fan up- or man up, it's hard to imagine what the office argot is- absurd levels of homophobic fear because a handful of English gay couples might vacation here, spend money and go home?

BTW: In South Carolina, single men who are sticklers for "witty writing and great lines" are universally supposed to be queer. Better man up, big time. Write some more about that USC football player who got you so moist:

Stephen Garcia is chipper

By Adam Fogle • July 31, 2008

FRESHMAN QUARTERBACK GETS UMPTEENTH CHANCE

As you can see in the picture above from The State, University of South Carolina quarterback Stephen Garcia has been reinstated two weeks early from a suspension for underage drinking and he is so excited that he’s frolicking around like a Unicorn chasing a rainbow.