Thursday, July 16, 2009

Waldo's Insomniac Web Reads

Harare Grocery: four posts in the last hundred days. Mrs Schiavo insists there is eye movement.


Substantive issues? Not a word.

Speaking of "mum's the word," Boy Fogle praises the Luv Gov's staff for concealing the fact they didn't know where the hell he was for a week. Next time Pudge gets on a tantrum about transparency on government, this'll be a post to remind him of. He riffs on The State's FOIA request, which begs the question: why didn't McLovin' file his own? Last time we had Scoop Doggy doing any grunt work on a story was his FOIA request for "South Carolina Is So Gay," which resulted in his being shown up as peddling a homophobic diatribe about four thousand dollars and change in a state budget running to billions. Small wonder he dropped "transforming South Carolina politics" from his bloghead.

Fogle's also running the House GOP's Rube Goldberg chart about health care reform, which proves that Pavlov's Law still obtains with GOP mailboy bloggers. It's a nettlesome point, since when McLovin' wants action on health issues, he has to go to the hated Democrats to deliver him the goods.

Meanwhile, Anaconda's gettin' bitchy about blogs that annoy him. Even though he has assured us in the past that the Big Swingin' Penis never reads other bogs.

Until they strike a nerve and he has to denounce them. This time it's Boy Fogle and Wolfe Reports. Thought experiment: imagine if Sic Willie was the Luv Gov's spokesman on hiking the Appalachian Trail.

The mind boggles. Tawdriness, meet tawdriness.

1 comment:

  1. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. Thanks for keeping me addicted to the clusterfuck carnival that is South Carolina political blogs, Waldo.

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