When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, just lie.

Illustrating the insanity of the conservative right, WorldNetDaily is both promoting the Kenyan"birth certificate" flogged by Savonarola and in the next breath claiming its "exclusive" investigation reveals it's a fake:

NEW YORK – The Kenyan birth document released by California attorney Orly Taitz is probably not authentic, according to WND's investigative operatives in Africa, though officials in Nairobi do not rule out the possibility President Obama may indeed have been born in their country.