He launched a campaign to keep gay English tourists off SC beaches as a threat to public safety and morals, but he lusts after transfer of the MTV show "Jersey Shore" to the Palmetto State:
Attention all you guidos, wannabe guidos, and non-guidos just generally entertained by the antics of a certain group of 20-something guidos: Let the fist pumping begin.
MTV announced early Saturday that the hit reality show “Jersey Shore” would be returning for a second season. And this might be the most exciting and important news since the time Albert Einstein discovered the theory of relativity.
Unfortunately, the show won’t be set in South Carolina as I requested last week — although, MTV was tight-lipped on just where Jersey Shore 2 will take place.
All the network said was that they had ordered 12 more episodes that will begin airing this summer. The second season will follow season one’s Pauly D, The Situation, Snooki, JWoww, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny as they “escape the cold northeast and find themselves in a new destination.”
So now the question is, where is that “new destination”? We can only hope one of the Palmetto State’s many, lovely beaches.
“Our audience has fallen in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family,” Said MTV’s president of programming Tony Disanto. “That bond gives the show its heart, and we’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans more of what they love — laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL.”
For those of you not “in the know,” GTL is an acronym for gym, tan, laundry — a daily (and I meandaily) routine for the male housemates.
The original nine-episode season of Jersey Shore, which began in December and ended last Thursday, followed eight young Italian Americans renting a summer beach house in Seaside Heights, N.J.
The show became an overnight sensation for MTV as millions of fascinated viewers followed along as the housemates got drunk, got in fights, fell in love, and generally left a juice-head sized trail of destruction across the Garden State.
MTV had reportedly been in negotiations for the past week with the cast members and was finally able to ink a deal with all seven returning “guidos” late on Friday. The network wouldn’t say how much their young stars had agreed to be paid.
The really funny part is the obsession he displays for the show's waxed, goo-haired bicep boys and their grooming habits. It's even worse than his Stephen Garcia bromance.
That's just not the sort of thing straight male South Carolina Republicans admit to. Well, not till the other night. Maybe the party's going metrosexual.
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