So why did it all blow east and not west?

At last, a natural disaster no one's blaming on teh gays:

Limbaugh said, "You know a couple of days after the health care bill was signed Obama was walking around saying hey you know I am looking around the Earth hasn't opened up, no Armageddon out there the birds are still chirping.

I think the Earth may have opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes. Air space has been more affected than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud."