Next best thing to colonic irrigation, as radio goes

The peddlers on SC ETV Radio are now claiming "The William Tell Overture" should motivate you to send them money, and that listening to NPR "cleanses your spirit", and that listening to "Car Talk" is good for understanding human relationships. Oh, and if you give them $50 somebody will go out and plant 100 trees. Somewhere. Sometime. Can you get one named for you? This, they say, makes SC ETV a green network.

If only they'd devote themselves to producing programs.

Now it's the grand procession from "Aida." They must have  a book called "100 Greatest Classical Music Cliches For Fundraising Week."

"Our programming is very unique."

God help us. Alfred Turner just called an interview segment "reveltory."