"Has my, uh....ah, has the new issue of Progressive Farmer come in yet?"

     In Colorado, state GOPers plan to go back to the 50s in a new way: keeping their really racy stuff behind the counter:

          As for issues like abortion or same-sex marriage that Republicans here once talked about as an inroad to reaching socially conservative Catholic and Evangelical Christian Hispanic voters, one might need a microscope to find those.

          “We will see some of that in discrete and appropriate ways,” Mr. Call said.