|"Nah gah hap'n," as the first President Bush used to say.|
Proving beyond all cavil that President Obama is a sicko anti-defense Kenyan socialist, The White House has officially ruled out an American-made Death Star:
Reasons given include these lame-os:
- The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
- The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
- Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?