Attribute it to Churchill and American conservatives will be all over this. As is, it's just another proof that science is bogus. How can a thing be and not be?

UKIP warns of Schrödinger’s immigrant who ‘lazes around on benefits whilst simultaneously stealing your job’

UKIP have updated Schrödinger’s famous thought experiment by insisting that immigrants exist in a state of both lazing around on benefits whilst simultaneously being out there stealing British jobs.