Waldo's feeling celebratory, what with the news that Aaron and Melissa Klein, the Oregon martyr-bakers, have reached a new high in their anti-equality profiteering.
As we reported yesterday, the Kleins, who are busy spreading the lie that they have been subject to a gag order along with the truth of their $135,000 judgment for violating Oregon law, have reached 55% of the high-water mark for antigay crowdfunding. They have a confirmed $461,000 from two online money begs, plus whatever Franklin Graham has raised for them at Samaritan's Purse. They won't say how much that it.
Curious thing, that- how all these opportunities seem to keep a card hidden up their sleeve. Barronelle Stutzman, the martyr-florist of Richland, WA, has raised over a quarter mil online, but won't say how much she got from the record-setting Memories Pizza crowdbeg of $842,000- whose winners said they were giving some of to her.
Although the Kleins have subbed out their marketing efforts to the once-respected Heritage Foundation, here's an idea, just because: