Running for President as therapy for unresolved high school issues.

"I am not running for president of the United States as surrogate for being elected prom king of America.

          -Chris Christie

I served two terms in Congress so I can tell you how it works in Washington -- If you want to be with the cool kids, be liked by the media, and be invited to cocktail parties, you have to accept that there are things in Washington you just cannot do.

           -Bobby Jindal

          

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