Jindal: DC is McKinley High, and I couldn't sing worth a darn

Determined not to fall into the Santorum/Bachmann/Perry Photo Trap, the Louisiana governor uses his kids as corn dog surrogates.

Another debate club kid unleashes his unresolved personal issues on the electorate:

I served two terms in Congress so I can tell you how it works in Washington -- If you want to be with the cool kids, be liked by the media, and be invited to cocktail parties, you have to accept that there are things in Washington you just cannot do.