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Friday, December 25, 2015

The Countdown Ends....for this year.

13. Ellen Degeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding, 2011
“If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you’re not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you’re a multitasker who loves the color yellow.”
14. Tina Fey, Bossypants, 2011
“I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did — traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.”
15. Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar, 2012
“One Christmas at the very beginning of your twenties when your mother gives you a warm coat that she saved for months to buy, don’t look at her skeptically after she tells you she thought the coat was perfect for you. Don’t hold it up and say it’s longer than you like your coats to be and too puffy and possibly even too warm. Your mother will be dead by spring. That coat will be the last gift she gave you. You will regret the small thing you didn’t say for the rest of your life.
Say thank you.”

http://www.signature-reads.com/2015/12/scrooge-approved-15-author-quotes-for-bah-humbuggers/

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