Friday, January 29, 2016
Not with a bang, but with a simper.
By any measure, the Malheur Occupation was an epic FAIL.
They got 40 people, tops. Eleven walked into traps and got arrested. One got killed, which was what he said he aimed to do.
25 then beat feet, including one guy's wife. "Prison isn't an option," she told the socialists at Oregon Public Broadcasting. Her husband's the fat one who filmed himself dancing with her, then sniffling, "We don't want to die. We don't need felony charges. We are just camping here."
The Nazi IT boy remains, too.
What a pickup load of chuckleheads.
Yet none of the patriots who cheered them on from their basement mancaves are asking how this project went so badly. Or why no one showed up when it's an article of faith that the west is a tinderbox waiting for a spark.
A couple dancing, an American flag propped up behind the surrounded by cases of bottled water and beer. That's Ammon Bundy's New Jerusalem.