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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

In a heartwarming reward for loyalty, the President* let Mike Pence pick out a cabinet member as a pet today.

Vice President Pence is, at least, a consistent bootlick.

Fresh from defending a claim by the President* that the US is not morally superior to Russia (something Pence rejected his entire public life), today he personally appointed a Secretary of Education who never attended a public school and who wants to remake public education as an Amway chain.

It is an historic first. We think of vice presidents as incompetent, not as foisting off incompetents on the nation.

Half of the Republican senators will hold a ceremony tonight to jointly burn the DeVos Family mortgages on their souls for the current election cycle.

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