With friends like the President*s, why does America need enemies?

The Guardian reports today that among the other things Michael Flynn didn't remember to tell The President* was that he was working as a lobbyist for the Turkish government while he was working the phones with the Russian government for Campaign Trump.

Also today, Julian Assange, accused rapist and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange issued a video announcing he is setting up a phone repair service in the Bolivian Embassy in London to help people not get hacked by the CIA.

Remember when the President called the last cache of Wikileaks a "treasure trove" on the campaign trail, lavishing Putinesque layers of suckuppery on them?

Speaking of human lampreys, UKIP leader Nigel Farage visited Assange today. Farage is a lunatic fascist who campaigned for Team Trump in Montgomery, Alabama to see if racist British dog whistle talk can be picked up in trailer parks. He rushed to Trump Tower to kiss the presidential ass ring right after the election, and invites himself to dinner often.