How does the President* know he will be right about so many things that haven't happened? Time travelers.

Yesterday, Breitbart News took credit for a seven-year slump in Kellogg sales.

They say it's because Kellogg pulled its advertising from Spaceship Breitbart last year.

Out of a claimed readership of 45 million, Breitbart says it brought the cereal giant to its knees with a petition signed by just 450,000 of the conservative right who can mark their names with an X.

Last November. Like, six months ago.

So it's no surprise that today they're congratulating Justice Clarence Thomas for being the longest-serving member of the Supreme Court ever- in 2028.