A very Brady storm.

For decades, southern televangelists like John Hagee and Pat Robertson have blamed the recurrence of hurricanes on the existence of LGBT Americans.

The gays stubbornly refuse to leave. Why bail on a place where you can re-gentrify whole cities twice a decade?

But the God-botherers are undeterred. They have hired unemployed gay-baiter and former Brady Bunch actress Susan Olsen to work her rage upon the Gulf Coast.