"Do they have Airbnb in Crete?"

Boris: What would Socrates say?  

All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer.  

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals.

-Woody Allen, Love & Death (1975)