"Keep reminding Trump you put out 2.4% more votes for him than we did. It might distract him."

Dear Texas:

Remember when Claytie Williams, your 1990 Republican candidate for governor, compared rape to bad weather?

Nope? Born after 1990?

He said,

"If it's inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."

So we wanted to remind you of that as you look to rebuild. We had a hurricane last year:

#MAGA, y'all!

Love, 

North Carolina