Friday, February 20, 2009

Of course, most of the dads would be voting absentee


As we noted yesterday, over in the Marital Aids aisle at Harare Grocery, the Head Grocer and his three male clerks are all going on about making non-activist laws regulating women's reproductive systems (like Constitutional Originalist Antonin Scalia, the father of nine), the Grocery staff take an eighteenth century view of the rights of women: men have their way, and women deliver the results).


Savonarola reports- in between more bouts of Papist/Anglican schizophrenia- that the girl's name is Lia. She's from Toronto. Canada.

If the brat is so damned wise, why don't we let 12 year-olds vote in South Carolina? Hell, why not take a page from corporation law and let fetuses vote by proxy through their...dads.

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