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Wrap-up of South Carolina primary election night headlines

Posted on 09 June 2010 
Tags: andre bauer, election, gop, nuts

by William Moultrie

Columbia – It was a busy election night for the news reporters in South Carolina — too busy to actually write stories to go along with the headlines, but then, who really reads the story anyway?A sampling from around the state:

• SC Dem Chair Fowler blames Senate loss on alphabetical order — vows to switch to ‘Dewey Decimal’ next time
• DeMint: “I guess this means I’ll be able to spend the rest of the year in Iowa and New Hampshire”
• McMaster: “Who do you have to f*ck to get coverage in this state? Oh, right, Haley.”
• REVEALED: Alvin Greene is another of Strom Thurmond’s illegitimate children
• Stray animals and starving children rejoice at Bauer defeat