Mine's called "Snapper".

Iowa Rep. Steve King, introducing Huckabee, said gay marriage ruling now means "you can marry my lawnmower."

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) July 30, 2015

@mtaibbi I personally don't see the harm in an adult entering into a relationship with an inanimate object. #lovewins

— Blueberry Finn (@Blueberry_Finn) July 30, 2015

@Blueberry_Finn I think what they object to is the lawnmower having hospital visitation rights.

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) July 30, 2015

@jazzchiq @mtaibbi @SteveKingIA "the laws show that rape is irrelevant when it's your own lawnmower."

— Telefon Tel Aviv (@telefontelaviv) July 31, 2015

@digitalb21 @mtaibbi Actually just a gay blade. Engine is bi-valve

— POPE of JSIL (@mdp4202) July 30, 2015

@mtaibbi @PFTCommenter this sounds like the beginning of a really weird John Deere letter

— EddieMSparkles (@EddieMSparkles) July 31, 2015

@mtaibbi so, Lawnmower is the "L" in LGBT. Huh. I always thought it was lesbian. #GoFigure.

— Sean Bertollo (@SeanBertollo) July 30, 2015

@mtaibbi Is the guy who mows Steve King’s lawn cute?

— Zandt (@calonyction) July 31, 2015

@mtaibbi @LFiniOH Okay, but only if the hedge clipper will join in on threesomes.

— Richard J Torres (@rjkeats_98) July 31, 2015

@mtaibbi Don't judge until you've met the lawnmower. pic.twitter.com/REX5Zu39eb

— John P. Glynn (@JohnPGlynn) July 30, 2015

My lawnmower's pretty hot, gotta admit. “@mtaibbi: Iowa Rep. Steve King...said gay marriage ruling now means "you can marry my lawnmower."”

— Michael O'Loughlin (@MichaelOonTwit) July 31, 2015

@mtaibbi whoa dude. I barely know your lawnmower.

— Bryn Greenwood (@bryngreenwood) July 31, 2015