Thank goodness there were doctors & nurses in the room when Mike Pence was born to protect him from that agitated woman who was NOT his wife— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 30, 2017
Mike Pence is right. If I'm emailing a woman colleague, I CC my wife and God. If my barista is a woman, I turn gay until I finish my coffee.— Michael Schaub (@michaelschaub) March 30, 2017
It's ok, Mike Pence. No one wants to be alone with you either.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 30, 2017
The last time I dined with a married man, I ate him for dessert.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 30, 2017
Married men aren't supposed to have friends. Their only purpose is to look forlornly into the middle distance and grunt.— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 30, 2017
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