After telling a press conference his willy is three times bigger than Kim Jong-Un's (Pence: "Absolutely right, Mr President"), America's Dear Leader calls his colonial satrapy to assure them nuclear flirtations are good for bidness.

President Trump joked that North Korea’s threats to attack Guam would help boost tourism to the U.S. territory.

In a recorded phone call to Guam Gov. Eddie Calvo, the president tried to reassure the residents of the island, saying, “We are with you 1000 percent….Don’t worry about a thing.”

Trump went on to congratulate Calvo for “becoming extremely famous”, adding, “All over the world they’re talking about Guam.”

“Tourism - I can say this - you’re going to go up ten-fold, with the expenditure of no money….It just looks like a beautiful place.”


They've seen it before.