The *resident is a pudgy, balding 71-year-old.
His antagonist is a pudgy, balding, 75-year old.
They are backing the same US Senate candidate in Alabama's GOP primary, but for different reasons: the former, because the candidate says the *resident's election is a sign from God; the latter, because the six-month Senate incumbent is a reliable, "will vote for anything that says 'repeal and replace'" sort.
The 75-year-old's wife is a member of the *resident's cabinet. He controls the *resident's legislative hopes.
The 71-year-old commands the loyalty of state media, so much so that its surviving star broke his twelve-hour pledge to be nice:
In light of dangerous NKorea threat, I'm stopping all petty political disagreements for at least next 12 hours. Let's see what others do.— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 8, 2017
. @SenateMajLdr No Senator, YOU are a WEAK, SPINELESS leader who does not keep his word and you need to Retire! https://t.co/BL4uf7WLM1…— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 9, 2017