If only he could build an arena in the West Wing.

The President capped a busy day yesterday by going to Louisville to breathe deep of the angry, white, mouth-breathing air of The Base.

He said Congress needs to confirm Judge Gorsuch because he has a smoking hot wife.

A construction worker told NPR the President* wouldn't tweet lies.

It was a touching moment. I remember when every American thought that. It was up until late summer, 1974.

Here's the rest of the President*s day: