She didn't need dinner in The Green Room to pledge her loyalty. She just knelt, kissed the ring, and handed over her signed NDA.

Lynne Patton dropped out of Yale, and her c.v.'s claim of a law degree is asterisked by "N.A."

Apparently that means, "Nearly. Almost."

In English: "Not."

Now she's Ben Carson's Girl Friday, bringing to the spending of billions in federal housing funds the same relentless focus she did to the family's looting of children's cancer research funds from the Eric Trump Foundation.

Her Twitter feed is a textbook in sycophancy.

Here's her audition tape from the 2016 Republican National Convention: