GOP activist Brian Talbert wants to bring the gay community to its knees, but not in a good way


Queen City Quibblers Call Other Queers Quislings: Gays for Trump want a Gay Pride float to celebrate the President who refused to issue a Gay Pride proclamation, complete with a First Lady in Drag. #MAGA, y'all!

-June 9, 2017

What's in YOUR wallet? Deplorable Pride wants to know.

-June 10, 2017

Standing at the curb with a "Will Give Interview for Donation" sign, Brian Talbert circles the gurgler.

-June 11, 2017

Albemarle's Ozymandias, Brian Talbert, demands the gays look upon his works and despair. Or else.

-June 12, 2017

Outraged gay Trump supporters reject Charlotte Pride float spot they're still raising $100,000 to get in court; President Trump continues Twitter silent treatment toward Brian Talbert's Deplorable Pride.

-June 13, 2017

More bad news for Charlotte's angry gay Republicans: Republicans don't care how many flags their rejected Pride float was going to have. Oh, and ask Brian Talbert why he's whining about being denied a parade permit to celebrate Trump when Trump blocks people every day for displeasing him.

-June 14, 2017

After a week, gay GOP activist Brian Talbert's Charlotte Pride vendetta has imploded: no float, no lawsuit, no ball, no pageant, no picnic. Just send him your money.

-June 14, 2017

Anatomy of a Scam: Brian Talbert's $100,000 shakedown.

-June 14, 2017

What's a hot date like with a Deplorable Pride fanboy?

-June 15,2017

Week 1: Deplorable Pride's blistering fundraising juggernaut

As Deplorable Pride's press coverage grinds to a halt alongside its fundraising, lawsuit, boycott and alternate Pride schedule, German gays ask, "Was zum Teufel?"

A tale of two cities: for gayTrump supporters, it's the best of times, and the worst of times.

-June 16, 2017

Utterly ignored by the God-President to whom he wants to build a flatbed altar for a few hours in August, Brian Talbert's Deplorable Pride fails relentlessly forward in Week II Contra Mundum

-June 18, 2017

For Deplorable Pride and their Hero President, it's just a photo op.

-June 19, 2017

"We will be more than willing to do our best in answering your questions," Deplorable Pride says. It's not true.

-June 21, 2017

"I want to feel like the first lady that I know I am inside," Sierra explained.

-June 22, 2017

Deplorable Pride is all about inclusion: until you challenge them. Then they bar comment on their Facebook page. As the President would tweet, "So sad."

"Our" voice? The two of youse? The hell you say, Deplorable Pride.

-June 23, 2017

Would you buy a used car from this man?

-June 24, 2017

Brian Talbert now says gay Trump supporters will play "Where's Waldo" at 2017 parade.

Today's an awkward day for Charlotte's Deplorable Pride.

Deplorable Pride joins groundbreaking all-white march to integrate Dilworth Starbucks: "We have every right to order overpriced, status-symbol drinks. We're Trump people. We have more money."

-June 25, 2017

At last, Brian Talbert has a classy role model.

-June 29, 2017

On whose side, Deplorable Pride?

-June 30, 2017

Talbert Pride!'s Month 1: Charlotte's Deplorables need to up their game, not their leader's fame.

They must be planning a big push for July 4.

-July 1, 2017

At last, an answer to my fan mail! The people who want a parade float laden with drag acts in blue sequined "#MAGA evening wear" surrounding a man dressed as Melania Trump try explaining why they call other LGBT people "queens."

After a month of relentless self-promotion, Deplorable Pride's fundraising prowess lives down to its name.

-July 2, 2017

Deplorable Pride's website hacked, its Facebook page faked, Brian Talbert goes full Nixon, denouncing "bitter jealous Republican queers" and declaring he's the oppressor now.

-July 3, 2017

It's July 4, and hyperpatriotic Deplorable Pride needs a press stunt. Badly.

Here's the 4th of July message from Deplorable Pride, urging LGBT Americans of all political stripes to come together:

Fact-checking the factless: How to make content-free statements and then ask, "What did I say that was wrong?"

"What would Trump say?"



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Having not raised a cent for its legal fund scam in two months, Deplorable Pride thanks its phone booth full of supporters by offering them new things to waste money on.

-August 22, 2017

Tomorrow, [the end] will be even nearer

-August 23, 2017

Nobody cares, Squeaky

-August 24, 2017

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do/Two can be as bad as one

The eclipse was wonderful. Now, on Sunday, see Deplorable Pride go from fading star to black hole.

The sad piquancy of pique: fake news critic outraged when already failing TV station gets his name wrong.

"This time I'm serious!" screams Deplorable Pride's incredible shrinking leader

-August 25, 2017

As Pope John Paul II taught, "Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it."

Why is Ebenezer Scrooge is a better man than Deplorable Pride's Brian Talbert? You can ask Talbert about his 11 infamous quotes- tomorrow at the Pride Parade.

-August 26, 2017

"Sad. Losers."

-August 27, 2017

Sunday at the Church of Deplorable Pride: Brian, Son of the Lord Donald Trump, and his Apostles get word from on high: "Bye, Felicia."

-August 28, 2017













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